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Dear boys,

I have a question. When girls fall asleep on you like, watching tv or a movie or something, is it: A) Cute. That means she’s comfortable enough to pass out on your shoulder and you love cuddling. B) Rude. Bitch, we were watching a movie and you couldn’t even stay awake?! C) Awkward. Now your arm is asleep, the show’s over, and you can’t move. Or D) Some strange combination of all of these feelings. I’m curious!



PS, I won’t lie, I can’t help falling asleep almost every time I sit down to cuddle and watch something. My bad.


Dear blogging,

I’m going to do it this time. I am! I always say I’m going to blog, and then I get distracted. But I think this could be a good thing… it’s like a diary, that the whole world can read. And you never know when I’m gonna say something clever! So let’s do this. I don’t know how to prepare you for how ridiculous I am, but here’s a LIST (I like lists) of things that I will write about and post on my wonderful new blog:

  • Boys. Okay okay, one boy specifically. His name’s Cody. I love him to death. Not only does he crack me up every day, but we’re in a long distance relationship and I love finding little tricks and tips to make that easier. It might come in handy to you someday, you never know!
  • Cats. I know I’m a crazy cat lady, and I embrace it. I have an adorable cat, almost one year old, named Spaghetti Cat. She’s precious and my favorite past time is taking pictures of/with her. You can plan on looooots of cat related posts.
  • MUSIC. I write music and I listen to music and I kind of sort of almost LIVE music. I’ll post my music, lyrics, songs I like, songs I don’t like but people do and I don’t understand it at all…
  • Laughs. Well, things that make me laugh. No promises on them making you laugh. It turns out I have a very skewed sense of humor, and a lot of people don’t appreciate it.
  • Things I find on Pinterest. I know, typical. But there’s some legit stuff! I’ll post recipes I’ve tried, crafts, do it yourself, anything. Stuff that makes me happy. And probably a lot of pictures of baby animals.
  • Feeble attempts at reviews. Whether it’s a product, food, apps, a book, music, tv or movies, I’ll make sure you know my opinion. You can count on that.
  • A lot of shit talking! From pet peeves to terrible people to awkward customers and everything in between. I know and accept that I’m a terrible person, so if I’m going to hell, I might as well have fun.

Okay, if you made it through that list and you’re still interested in my crazy life, I am not only impressed, but very touched. I’m tearing up a little bit. Okay, no I’m not. I don’t cry. I don’t have tear ducts. Lost ’em in the war. My next post will probably be a “getting to know me” blog, so you can look forward to that.

Until then,


ps. I’m not a big dub step fan… until you combine Skrillex with Korn. I don’t know how anyone doesn’t get pumped listening to this. Check it out: